Ding ding ding! - the Randy vs. Chris thread

[Chris]

quote added by Mike: Alright gentlemen (Randy and Chris), we all know you're not the best of pals. Could you at least agree to disagree, and quit publicly crapping all over each other here?

We have the off-topic forum for that, not to mention parking lots, back alleys... and maybe a $5 admission charge for each spectator???

:fencing:

Apologize to the members it was a miss-post it was meant for an individual....


Although Mike if your arbitrating, I'll take you up on the back alley or the ring I'm sure I can get Bob to setup a match at The Plex..... :evillaugh:

Chris R.

[dumwinnie]

i'll pay $5

[Chris]

i can't get a reply but i'm willing to set a match at wings etc...

dave, i'm thinking more like 20 to get in. i'd like to make it worth my while .... besides i might lose ...

there will be payout to the loser either way...

i got some very interesting ideas for a side bet if i can get a response from randy...

everybody up for it...

[Chris]

mike, does that mean i can unload here without fear of reprisal???

[DK]

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
I know where it's coming from and I'll wait to see where this goes ............
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Now if only Barry could make a cameo appearance as DON KING......

I believe we could "get it on"..............

Cage Match or Puddin Wrastlin'......?

[Scrapyard]

local wanabe celebrity death match, lol.

[Mike]

mike, does that mean i can unload here without fear of reprisal???

Go for it, it's here for this very reason.

[Mike]

Now if only Barry could make a cameo appearance as DON KING......

I believe we could "get it on"..............

Brilliant! ...now why didn't I think of that? :wall:

[Chris]

picture oportunities and autograph signings will be held just prior to the show.....


i'm thinking this might make a heck of a main event for the first bike bash of the season...

[SUM650]

I'd give $20 to to watch you slug it out, but you can't have a fight by yourself Chris. If you guy's can not talk out your differences then let the gloves speak for you. BTW I'm taking side bets on the guy that I think will win.

[Headhunter]

will..................not.................make.... .......dental.............jokes.........

[elvisbugs]

Oh you know you want to. :smilebig:

[Kat_Mac]

yowzers....

[Chris]

Barry there's no talkin' .....been waitin' for months for him to man and apologize for his actions...I can promise you this I've never disrupted his "real" business....yet he has tried to disparage mine...to the end I think I've got a legitimate case to find a more corporal means of settling the score....

To

Randy the Man

the promoter
the racer
the scheduler
the teacher
the mechanic
the tow truck
the stuntrider
the worst speller in the world

I'm not really sure how anything operates in Charleston when you sleep

We'll I'm gonna give you the chance to add another moniker

Randy the King of the Ring

[Chris]

Never did hear how that MSF course went Randy....??? That you were taking the class to "check it out" cause of course you know everything about everything....

[Chris]

hey guys, i know i'm not in the fence business...but i've got a framing nailer and an air compresor and if you need a hand just let me know...

no reason to pay for a licensed/bonded/insured builder we can do it for a lot cheaper...

oh wait hey randy....being a business and all do you mind sponsoring me? i'm gonna try and race this year..it'll be good advertising for ya....don't worry about me building them fences it shouldn't hurt you....i'm just doing it till i pay for my equipment

[Chris]

randy .... you out there??? i'd like to get this on the radio ....

[Chris]

so what are the odds barry???

[Headhunter]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1741589/

[Mike]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1741589/

OMFG that is f'n hilarious!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Chris]

andrew...now, now...while that was very funny...mike was kind enough to reserve this thread for humilating myself or Randy...preferably Randy.... :lol:


jk

[dumwinnie]

i'll pay $20 or work someone's corner (i'm broke). have some boxing experience. hey, free is free......first come, first served.

[Kat_Mac]

In the spirit of love today, Chris, do you think there's anything Randy could do to redeem your opinion of him?

[DK]

Are you kidding me...... Randy has wanted to be the center of attention for so long now he has finally been provided the opportunity...... Chris is currently exercising his right arm, jacking off to previous posts that have been made by tenspeed.......

Randy seems as though he could use another title......

Backyardbeatdowns.biz

[SUM650]

You guy's should be buddies instead of enemies. You two have more in common than you probably care to admit. One thing that I have come to know about Randy is that he has one of the biggest hearts in Charleston, and Chris from what I know about you is that your in that same class. Both of you are good guy's, both of you are go getters. It would be a shame if you couldn't talk your differences out. I couldn't imagine what you guy's could accomplish as allies!

Now with that being said and if you two could make a fight I have Randy favored at a 2 to 1 odds.

[Kat_Mac]

You guy's should be buddies instead of enemies. You two have more in common than you probably care to admit. One thing that I have come to know about Randy is that he has one of the biggest hearts in Charleston, and Chris from what I know about you is that your in that same class. Both of you are good guy's, both of you are go getters. It would be a shame if you couldn't talk your differences out. I couldn't imagine what you guy's could accomplish as allies!

Now with that being said and if you two could make a fight I have Randy favored at a 2 to 1 odds.

As usual, I agree with Barry (minus the whole Randy favored at 2 to 1 odds).

[Chris]

thanks cat...but don't mess with the spread :lol:

[Chris]

if you read my last few posts they were always in support of his ideas....just not his implementation....

i appreciate the vote of confidence barry .... lol

the side bet with randy ...little bird suggested peronalized plates for the year

RNGKNG
RNGLSR

[Chris]

randy this could make you enough money to pay for all the equipment and really get you rolling with your mobile shop.....

[Chris]

randy i promise i won't hit you as hard as a jet ski

[Kat_Mac]

if you read my last few posts they were always in support of his ideas....just not his implemation....


I agree with this.

Randy, you have wonderful ideas and enthusiasm. I really like your energy and willingness to go the distance to get things done. As I've said in private, perhaps the execution could be better.

[Chris]

cat, right now the best thing he could do is help me make this happen.....

hell he's got 2-1 odds....

plus....he's had opportunities to move past this and he's continued to try to prevent my involvement in the scene ....

[DK]

"For everyone not familiar with this thread"

Chris has every right to be outraged with Randy. Some of you may not be familiar with the circumstances behind it .....

Redra happens to be owner and proprietor of Wing's etc which has been very supportive of Bike nights providing a venue in which to display machines, gather like minded enthusiasts, put on side shows during bike related events and give some of our local stunters a venue to showcase their talents....

Last summer when Wing's did their "Large Bike Night" which included a live remote radio broadcast, beer truck, wet tee shirt contest, wing eating contest, 50 frenzy, Burnout contest and Stunt displays Randy had concluded that he would somehow be paid for the promotion of this event....... Randy wanted to stake claim as the producer of this event because of Thomas'(from SCRIDERS.com) absence...... Some how or another Randy felt as though he should be paid for the promotion of this event.......

Randy may have passed out a few flyers, made some posts on the internet and chatted up a few local riders.......

Randy however did not conceive this event nor did his business support it in any way..... Randy had nothing to bring to the table by means of

Custom Motorcycles to display
Stunt Riders (aiding them in their travels to be at the event)
A fleet of 50cc motorcycles in which participants could compete with
Printed Tee Shirts
Organizing the catering

and I don't think he was the one to secure the radio spots promoting the event prior to it's date........

Randy would like everyone to think that he was some kind of motorcycle events producer in our region just like Thomas....... Randy would love to stake claim that events in Charleston do not happen without his assistance.

Randy would love everyone to think that he has had nothing more than a positive influence on all bike related events here in Charleston......

Well,

NO!!!!

When Chris did not pay Randy off for his supposed promotion of the Wing's ETC bike night, Randy went on to tell other riders in the area that there would never be another one at that venue..... Once Chris began a weekly tuesday night event providing any rider with a helmet "Free Pizza" Randy would continue to mislead riders about the gathering at Wing's ETC......

Randy had for some time diversified the motorcycling community in this region by misinforming them of Chris' event....... Which in turn lost Wing's ETC a lot of potential business......

Chris would never had done anything like this to Randy's business or interests.......

Should we patronize Wing's ETC, great thing's are to come to this forum and hope for sponsorship of the Corner Junkies Motorcycle Endurance Racing Team will be all that much closer.....

Randy has never to my knowledge been willing to put up the kind of money
it takes to promote a real bike night and seems to be looking for money from a lot of people in this region for other services he provides.......

The same guy that is going to charge you $40.00 a tire change out of his garage considers balancing the tire a mere oversight........

The same guy that had to bring his machine to KWS motorsports to have a set of rear sets installed is now going to service your machine ?

The same guy that would look over my shoulder when providing service to his or other customer machines and play 10,000 questions is now going to pose himself as one of Charleston SC motorcycle Aficionado's....

I'd steer clear of the inexperience of this man as a technician......

A fence builder he may be and obviously a pretty good one......

A motorcycle technician or an events coordinator he is not .......

His attempts to start up yet another forum as a slap in the face to Thomas,Ed,Mike K and myself only proves his intentions of soaking himself in self interest .......

Where is his supposed support ?

Not here.............................................. .................................................

Randy did however show up for the Corner Junkies race team meeting, then immediately lost interest when he found out Chris from Wing's would be involved.............

Wonder why?

So much for just letting things pass and promoting motorcycles in
Charleston as after all that's what he is about right ?

[Chris]

in all fairness....

he was paid for the first event and if you look back through the threads on scriders you will see ....

i had no problem compensating him as a promoter if he was to handle it....

i did have a problem with paying him and him not compensating his "employees" meaning all of the people who provided the necessary assistance ....

just didn't seem right....it was him that told ME and went to Ed (DSOG Ed) and said he wouldn't be involved if East Coast Stunters were associated with any bikenight anywhere.....

I've spoken to the Owners/Mangers of the other venues which have had the bikenights were Randy was involved and they went through the same situation...ironically enough that's when Hooter's was bad mouthed on scriders and cornerjunkies then Wild Wings and now Wings Etc....Ironically enough I'm the only one that actually paid him....

[Chris]

i'm listening to Eye of the Tiger right now randy.....

[DK]

Fact of the matter is he was looking into the promotion of a bike night for profit and not to simply gathering like minded people.....

To say the scene in Charleston Sucks because there are no supposed venues.

Not when you go in there demanding money for them !!!!!!!

[DK]

Imagine where Shade Tree would be today if we actually hit up all of our customers for consultation, the aid of selling a machine or over time for services provided after hours, Sunday Services, blah, blah, blah..........

The money is obviously not why I do this !!!!!!!!

I can't count how many riders have been gifted by the the community service of Shade Tree.........

To trash mouth my services, abilities, or my associates is where I draw the line.........

[Chris]

Randy.....this isn't going to go away....you might as well say something.....return my call...something.....

[Nash]

I agree, Randy has had some great ideas but I've always been one of the first to question his true motives. Right Barry? Most of his ideas seemed to put him in the spotlight or make him money. Maybe I'm wrong, but he's had plenty of chances to prove me wrong, and as far as I know he hasn't.

Funny thing is, when talking to Randy, on a one-on-one basis; he's not that bad of a guy. He might be manipulating me or just maybe he just doesn't get the social aspects of a business, or for that matter, just plain friendship. I don't own a business, but I'm pretty sure friendship would be an important foundation for any successful business, especially talking about the bike biz. Basically, that's what Chris was trying to do with bike night, build a friendship with the local bike community.

I honestly don't think there is a lot of money to be made off of bikes these days, anyway. Yeah, Thomas did well, but he also rode the wave of high popularity of stunt bikes. Good on him, but that's the old days and stunters are a dime a dozen now.

Randy, just step back and enjoy scene instead of trying to create one. Trust me, in this local sport bike community there are tons of friends that will be there for a lifetime. It always been your choice to burn your own bridges.

[mandingo]

Oh my...........

What a tangled web we weave when we attemp to decieve........

:wave:

Kinda like How I introduce a certain someone to the world of road racing and track days then all the sudden he's the track day liason/expert. Riding my coat tails and telling the track manager, "Hey, I'm kenny's friend, he said............." :chin:

But, all in all he seems cool when you are around him.

[Kat_Mac]

why would it not....hell i'm a thirty-five year old out of shape tub of goo....cat could kick my ass....surely he's not afraid of me....we're gonna have gloves on...

This better have been in reference to someone else OR Barry's going to be taking odds on us! :club:

[dumwinnie]

i've never had any business dealings with either one (other than a few taco's and beer from chris) but i like both of 'em. yeah, randy tries a little too hard sometimes, but i've grown used to it and just sit back and laugh, now.

IF and right now, it's a distant IF......the nonsanctioned boxing match goes down chris has requested that manage his corner. i have now officially accepted. also, barry, with a 2:1, i'll take that. will be in touch if it goes down.

[Chris]

cat ... i was just pointing out your strengths and my weaknesses.....i'm pretty sure even if i was in shape you could still take me..... :smilebig:

[Chris]

sanctioning will be addressed all ring fights have to be approved .... i can only go so far until i get a commitment that he's willing to participate....

10000000-1 odds he won't take the deal....

[killerB]

randy does have a titanium face. is that an advantage of disadvantage?

[crash]

Now your cutting in on the UFC, wtf? They have to make money too.

[Chris]

no...that's what i was saying all fights have to be approved by them....otherwise we would be cutting them out and they aren't too appreciative of that....

[Chris]

anybody seen randy.....no response no return calls....

APB for Randy Fallow...........if there's a sighting call 224-3140

[burns]

I caught word that he was going to get out of bikes for awhile to work on his boat.

[Chris]

he's the new chicken of the sea???

[dumwinnie]

ooohhhhhh, dem's fightin' words!!! (hopefully)

Wow, so now im in the peak of my busiest time of the year and I dont get to chime in. Mike k can veiw me and see i havent logged on in 2 days. So you want to know whats going on? Here's what's up. Chis I agree you could probably do real good. Everything you've touched you fucked up. I just read this entire thread And let's recap.
DK I did allll events on the house. Got a couple of than you's from few. Told chris to buy me a set of race tires and I would do it there.
Ready to shake the earth? I agree with nash! I have hung up trying to help the sportbike scene in charleston. When? about 3 months ago. What has happened sence then? NOTHING! Chris logged on to scriders....site is slower than shit. Bike night? alive and well till chris is involved. {witch as promotor i take some blame for} should have known better. As for this thread chis decided to post it on myspace and i got floooooded with email. Chris has no idea how much of a ass he is making himself look. the bad news is that now that sc is stupid slow i guess it's this site's turn. I hope not.
As far as chris's deal I'll def give it some thought however I decided along time ago that buisness between me and him was over. to be honest when Randy Swan and Arron are running wings ect I'll drop in. I've know them for along time and cant wait to see them again.
As far as the charleston bike scene is concerned... You guys are on your own. sorry really but I was here to help and it has all been a real pain in the ass. Chris told everyone on sc.com he was going to step up....that was 6 months ago. by this time last year there were 6 events. As far as Im concered that is no longer my problem. If you dont like what im saying all I can say is Im sorry {barry, Kat, Mike and a few others reading} But I got other shit that takes 1/2 the time of investment for allot more apritiation. I hope you understand.
Kenny posted above....not sure who that was aimed for. however he was the guy who told me a tire machine at a track day would be awsome!
Peace
10 Speed

[Nash]

How about this? Once the weather gets a little better, we all work TOGETHER, and get one hell of a huge bike and car night together. It really not that hard to do once we find a place to meet, then we just tell everyone we know abou it. If the first few turn out well, then word of mouth will take over. Then we have a well oiled machine!

Anyone second this idea? Hell, maybe we can get Derek to bring out that Porsche!

[burns]

:wave: Bye Randy. Good luck with whatever you are up to man. :alright: :violin:

Cars :nay: Motorcyclers :wtg:

Whatever you folks decide when it gets nicer outside for you all to ride.
Just please no Loosers, I mean HooTERS.

[SUM650]

Anyone second this idea? Hell, maybe we can get Derek to bring out that Porsche

I definitly second your idea Nash. I think a bike / tuner car / muscle car night would be a huge hit. I love the idea. As soon as the weather warms up we need to start making it happen. Hell why don't we start the planning now for something in lets say April? Let's do the first on on a Sat. night. That way we would have more people. Do you realize how big this thing could really be? I agree with Steve, any venue except Hooters. Nash you should start another thread with some idea that you have, etc. You would be the ideal non biased canidate to kick this thing off. Let's make this thing happen!

[burns]

I will have to say I do like the old muscle cars. The new ones I hate! There is a new place in Summerville called Buffalos Wild Wings, Does anyone know anything about that place?

[Nash]

Yeah, Barry I'll help as much as I can. Mike and I need to talk off line about how much local car members he wants on his site. I'm not saying I could bring tons of car guys here but you never know how some of this stuff could take off. If the car guys did come here, it would be up to Mike and us moderators to make sure hell doesn't break loose. Anyway, I'll make another thread since we are getting off topic.

[Chris]

Dude, how in the hell do you slide around everything...It's almost like you're teflon or something....

Do you always run away when things don't go your way....I mean I don't think anybody here including MYSELF thinks you are an ASS all the TIME...

So Randy I guess maybe I've handled this wrong.....

So maybe the problem is you don't recognize the problem or maybe I've misperceived your actions and I should have no problem with you...

So I'll give you a minute to point out how my dealings with you were unfair.


Chris R.

[Nash]

The way I see it, Randy has two HUGE problems....

He can't admit when he is wrong and He doesn't know how to say SORRY.

[DK]

I'll be starting to post the cameo appearances that should be made for the

"RING KING Battle" ........

What is a fight in the squared circle without this man ?

[MrDude_1]

this thread explains alot. :lol:

[antihero]

I'm guessing nothing ever became of this... I remember reading this a long time ago when I saw new to the site and didn't know anyone. Now that I knew the participants of this, it makes more sense.

[SUM650]

Hey antihero, did you ever get your bike back on the road? Are you riding again?

[dumwinnie]

better question, don king, are we going to get a boxing match going? same odds?

[Chris]

good luck.....

[antihero]

Hey antihero, did you ever get your bike back on the road? Are you riding again?

Yeah, I was only down for a short while. Had to replace some little shit like the generator cover, front fender, and some scratched cowling. I don't even have that bike anymore though. Shortly after that I bought a 2007 ZX-6R :wtg:

[SUM650]

Shortly after that I bought a 2007 ZX-6R wtg

Good for you man!

better question, don king, are we going to get a boxing match going? same odds?

Big R is a drag racer, not a fighter! Now if you guy's want to sir some more drag racing crap up then let's get it on.

[Chris]

sounds fun....you want to let him ride your 636.....or do i have to compete against the turbo?

I have my own 636

[Sweetruss]

This thread is stupid, more stupid is the fact that everyone keeps egging the stupid thing on. The thread says "The Randy vs. Chris thread" but everyone in the freaking club is putting their two cents in. Settle the damn thang and get it over with. Either Drag race, pull your cocks out and measure them, put on some gloves and box it out, or meet at the bar over some drinks and re-unite/put it to an end as friends. Either way your both idiots for continuing this thread any further. I'm going to start my own thread, Rusty vs. Barry. And since everyone loves Barry, I'm sure I'll look like the ass-hole but who cares, everyone is still reading it!

PS Barry are the odds still at 2 to 1? I might need to put some money down. :lol:

[SUM650]

sounds fun....you want to let him ride your 636.....or do i have to compete against the turbo?


I have my own 636

PS Barry are the odds still at 2 to 1?

No odds now, both of these guy's are good. Now this is the kind of fighting that I like, no violence. So when do you guy's want to do this?

[Chris]

next sunday i'm off ..... oct 28th.... give em 2 to 1 barry.....i've got at least 300lbs on him between the bike and my ass....and i'm horribly under powered...

best 2 out of 3.....

[Chris]

i won't take a red light win either....we can go till it's a set of straight races...

[Chris]

if i lose i'll buy him dinner.....if i win i need a fence built.....lol

[SUM650]

if i lose i'll buy him dinner.....if i win i need a fence built.....lol

How about if you lose you will work with him for a day building fences. I he wins then he will work for you a day on your fence. That's a fair deal.

[Chris]

i was joking barry

i don't think he comes out ahead on your deal...i'm not that skilled...lol....i don't mind working but i really don't have that much time...can we settle on just dinner, loser buys....his choice of location ahead of time...

[Chris]

I have my own 636

is this acceptance?

yeap. got a pro race this weekend though.

[Chris]

what this ain't pro? :shrug:

[Chad]

bla bla bla....... i hear this thing is going down at greelyville on the 28th???i wana come race my bike if i dont tosse it at jennings next weekend

[Chris]

yeah but sounds like mine will get put on the back burner

[the_MAC]

i look forward to seeing you guys on jerry springer...

[mccutch2u]

tee hawwwwwwww

[Chris]

i feel a little dumber everytime this comes up again

[mccutch2u]

join the club i am really dumb so now i have a friend welcome my dummy frieand J/K

[Chris]

gracias

[Headhunter]

Just to stir up some shit, I'm saying the both of you are scared little girls for not settleing this like men. Shame on you both.
Heh heh.

[Chris]

dont; make me come after you.......headhunter

[mccutch2u]

i will settle anything

[the_MAC]

let the gays...i mean games...begin!!