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fasterthanyours
08-24-2009, 07:08 PM
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9798/img48528143168.jpg

LMFAO FIXED

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/fasterthanyours/Butterface.jpg
Professor Fate
08-24-2009, 07:41 PM
Mo budda Mo budda!:eew:
All wrong....Hot Chuck. Up chuck that is!:puke:
Mike
08-24-2009, 08:57 PM
Crappy photography - taken with a wide angle from up close, not only emphasizing her breasts (arguably a good thing, if you're into that sort of thing), but also her nose and forehead :nay:
fasterthanyours
08-25-2009, 10:59 PM
You know this thread had a chance and Mike went and sucked the wind right out of it! GD! :wall: :shrug:

Not that I don't applaud you for recognizing that being an uber-photog, but I don't think that a regular lens, a $5 Walgreen Kodak, a Point And Shoot, a police sketch artist, a character artisan or god himself could make all that ugly go away. In real life she's got huge boobs, a ginormous forehead, and a nose that's done time at the police SVU.
the_MAC
08-25-2009, 11:29 PM
don't overanalyze the photo technique (or lack thereof), mike k...just enjoy the ta-tas!! :loco:
fasterthanyours
08-26-2009, 09:01 PM
+1....
Kat_Mac
08-27-2009, 07:27 AM
don't overanalyze the photo technique (or lack thereof), mike k...just enjoy the ta-tas!! :loco:

You have met Mike, right? He's probably grabbing a protractor, a compass, and a level to measure the geometry of them as we speak.
the_MAC
08-27-2009, 07:39 AM
personally, i prefer the 'squeeze test'...
Scootimus
08-27-2009, 07:56 AM
I prefer to thump and sniff my melons.
Turbo storm
08-27-2009, 09:49 AM
I prefer to thump and sniff my melons.
Careful with that...your wife may want to use that technique on your nuts!:eek:
Scootimus
08-27-2009, 10:44 AM
Nah, she uses the wine tasting technique on those. Swish it around in your mouth then spit.
Turbo storm
08-27-2009, 11:10 AM
Swish it around in your mouth then spit.

Swallow girl swallow!:lol:
Professor Fate
08-27-2009, 12:13 PM
Nuttn like the CJ bunch to pull you from a crappy day.:lol:
fasterthanyours
08-27-2009, 07:31 PM
I prefer:
http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=159055&stc=1&d=1220557966
fasterthanyours
08-27-2009, 07:33 PM
Or
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/Monster_Melons.gif

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4968/shaylarenjeans.gif